Hello. You have reached the Rotman family. If you know your
extension number, please press now.
If the call is from a Morah or Rebbe extolling the praises
and virtues of the Rotman children, please press one.
If the call is from a rich benefactor who decided to engage
Chaim Rotman in a Zevulun/Yissachar deal, please press
two.
If the call is from a random million dollar lottery, please
press three.
If the call is from anyone wanting to share good news such
as; new baby, engagement, bar mitzvah, wedding or other,
please press four.
If the call is from a publisher wanting to publish Risa's
works, please press five.
If the caller is from the best shadchan/it who always
gets it right on the very first try, please press six-even
though my children are not yet at shidduch age.
If the caller has the tried true elixir for obtaining true
simchah, please press seven.
If the caller has a tried true solution for losing unwanted
kilo/pounds easily and never gaining them back, please press
eight.
If the caller has the solution for any of the following
problems: world famine/poverty, the Middle East crisis,
Jewish assimilation, sinas chinam amongst Klall
Yisroel, bringing about the geula as fast as possible,
please press nine.
If the call is from bill collectors, telemarketers, census
takers, time wasters, and general nudniks, we are
unavailable.
Thank you for calling the Rotman family and have a nice
day.
