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HOME & FAMILY Dangerous Child - How to React to a Child Who Habitually Endangers His Lifeby R. Chadshai My nine-year-old son drives us insane. This time he has really gone over the top, in both senses of the word. They call him the class acrobat and he puts himself into the most hazardous situations. For example, he can climb up to the third floor from the outside of a building and then swing nonchalantly from the window frame by one hand, while the onlookers hold their breath in apprehension. Or he will sit calmly on an open windowsill at a friend's house, or lie down on top of the rail of a high balcony. Our feedback is separate, this time. First, a Reaction in Rhyme - supporting, surprisingly, the anti-paper plate approach.
Home? Or the Central Bus Station? "Ima, Shifra'la wants an omlette with salami."
"An omlette with salami? Now? What's got into her head?"
"She says her mother allows her to eat whatever she
likes."
A REAL Vacation This year I finally decided that Pesach was going to be a REAL vacation. No more slavery in the kitchen. No more late nights making eighteen-egg cakes for a family suffering from an excess of cholesterol. This year would be different. This year I would leave that kitchen and go out to the great outdoors.
Your Medical Questions Answered! Know Your Enemy
The next few columns will discuss the killers. Those who
steal from us the weak and the infirm, while occasionally
also murdering an unfortunate in the prime of their life. we
know the killers by name. We've learned much about them, and
can even interfere with their work, but they haven't been
conquered yet.
EITZES There are gemachs, and there are gemachs about gemachs, that
is listings. Then there is TELEGEMACH, which aims to be the
comprehensive information gemach which connects people to
whatever they need to be connected to - that is, each other,
information, counseling, shidduchim, furniture trades, car
pools, lost and found, buying and selling, professional
services of all kinds and a very big ETC. All for free,
interconnected with areas throughout Eretz Yisroel and
abroad.
WHAT'S COOKING? Frankburgers With Vegetable Sauce
The franks add a delicious smoked flavor to these burgers,
while the bread and other ingredients add volume. These
burgers are juicy and tangy, and the sauce is something
special...
Poet's Corner
I never let a child
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But at four in the morning
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You cuddle up
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A loud snore in my ear,
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I think I'll get up early today.
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I can understand why I never let a four-year-old
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